Text // Mycroft

Sherlock to Mycroft
Not coming back to your place tonight, going back to 221B Baker. I ran into Watson, my dirty secret is out. - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
You contacted Dr.Watson, do you have any idea what sort of problem does that put me in? DO you have the remotest idea what you have just done?

Sherlock to Mycroft
...nope, nor do I care but if it's any consolation, I had my first kiss. Did you really expect me to be cooped up at your place for the rest of my life with nothing to do? Really?? - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
YOU DID WHAT! SAY AGAIN WHAT DID YOU BLOODY DO! IF YOU DID WHAT I THOUGHT YOU DID I WILL PERSONALLY HEAD OVER TO BAKER STREET AND SMASH YOU THROUGH THE WALL, YES YOU HEARD RIGHT, I AM NOT SENDing PEOPLE OVER, I AM COMING THERE PERSONALLY. THIS IS TO PREVENT YOU FROM DAMAGING THE HOLMES NAME ANY FURTHER!

Sherlock to Mycroft
Slow down on the caps, M. Gee, thought my own brother would have wanted me happy. Oh well...and you see, that depends on what you think I did. If it helps any, Amy and I are a thing of the past. I was put in the friend zone immediately upon my return. - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
Oh DON'T you dare play smart with me, you know exactly what I mean, you are to return to my place at once, and will be put under twenty four hour supervision, this time the supervision will NOT be discrete and will active prevent you from doing things WITHOUT my bloody approval.

Sherlock to Mycroft
Well, see...it's too late for that, I'm sort of with somebody. You'd like the person I'm with. Actually, you already do. At least, I have the courtesy to tell you...sort of. - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
I am coming over

Sherlock to Mycroft
Could you give us like, thirty minutes or so? - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
No

Sherlock to Mycroft
Are you trying to get a peek at my firm buttocks? I never thought you the type... - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
This is Anthea, Mycroft is currently smashing apart his office, what have you done?

Sherlock to Mycroft
I implied that I was seeing another man and also implied I was going to be having carnal relations then he got pissy and I made a crack. Same old, same old. - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
You do know it is not wise to anger your brother right?
Mycroft to Sherlock
I will be there in five minutes

Sherlock to Mycroft
...Oops. - SH

Mycroft to Sherlock
Suggest you run for it, Mycroft has even forgotten to bring his phone, I hate to see what he has in mind for you.

Sherlock to Mycroft
Too late, thanks for the useless warning. - SH